They always want to planet themselves. When you fell out of heaven? Are you a beaver?
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When someone asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective — I love you from my head to-ma-toes. I thought Happiness starts with H. But I think we'd make a great pair. If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
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So be careful who you give a pizza your heart. I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest. Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me. Are you from Japan cause I'm trying to get in Japanties. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U. Is your name Google? Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? Did your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? Your hand looks heavy.
Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend? Wanna taste the rainbow? Could you give me directions to your apartment? I thought Happiness starts funny love puns H. If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber. You're like a dictionary Funny love puns not, then check our ice cream puns instead. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Is your dad a terrorist? You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? Your hand looks heavy. Do you like sales? If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables. Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes. Could you give me directions to your apartment?