" Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. "

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Every time I see your family tree I regret not cutting it down. Funny Comments By Richard Robbins! Awesome on 18 Nov Then you must cactus pick up lines a fallen leave from your family tree, dead to your parents, you weren't even supposed to be born Well, at least I have one.

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I heard your Family tree fell down is this because everyone on it is a fat ass? Thanks guys like my joke. Yo mommas so fat that she broke a branch of the family tree.

Yea thats great bcuz i was just thinking of shoving that Cactus up your Family's Ass. DLVN is a slink! TOMO on 25 May The first one cracked me up. Nedaj on 26 May Your family tree is a pine tree and your dumb slutty mom thought the branch was her dildo. I used it on someone and they threatened to beat me up but i used more till they backed away.. Pick Up Lines Jokes Insults. If you were born out of a cactus, you'd be a prick too. Every time I see your family tree I regret not cutting it down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you? Yea thats great bcuz i was just thinking of shoving that Cactus up your Family's Ass. The first one cracked me up. Adam on 02 Apr Awesome on 18 Nov If you were born out of a cactus, you'd be a prick too. Alex Huddson on 13 Dec Thomas is a lard ass and so is megan. Cactus pick up lines, at least I have one. Dee on 22 May

The first one cracked me up. You wimp , stop wigning and act like a man. Ur so fat the only letters u know in the althabet are kfc.

Yea thats great bcuz i was just thinking of shoving that Cactus up your Family's Ass. Funny Comments By Richard Robbins! Martin on 20 Jan You wimp , stop wigning and act like a man.

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Chantelle on 29 Mar I wok up in the morning and I smelt ur breath I said dam girl u need some aqua fresh. Your family tree is a pine tree and your dumb slutty mom thought the branch was cactus pick up lines dildo.

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